Thursday, March 8, 2007

They Killed Captain America

It's this kind of shit that pisses me off.

Hey, Comrades, I heard there's still a little kid in Newark who believes in Santa Claus. Perhaps if you're fast enough, you can totally crush her spirit as well.

What the fuck is wrong with this country?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It shouldn't piss you off. Captain America was killed because he refused to comply with the Superhero Registration Act. Cap's assassination is a comment on the state of America in these days of the Patriot Act and the "War on Terror". He'll be back.

The Thinker said...

That makes sense, but I think it's a pretty grim assessment of our superheroes when they're cast as gigantic wussies.

I mean, really, isn't the point of a Superhero someone who could go over there, round up all the bad guys, and end this thing in one day? If he could get killed by a bullet, I'm pretty sure he'd get winded in a fight. I'm not having a superhero who will get winded in a fight.

Or did Superman just set the bar too high?

From what I gather, the army injected Cap with a serum that made him stronger and gave him made fighting skills. So instead of a superhero, wasn't he just an American version of Bruce Lee?